Each Thursday morning we share jokes and riddles with our classmates as part of our oral language programme - we are learning to speak to an audience with a clear voice and use expression.
We have our school speech competition coming up this term. Two Year 5 pupils will represent our school at the District Competition on 6th September.
Man:A dog bit me on the leg this morning.
Friend:Did you put anything on it?
Man:NO - HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT PLAIN!!
by Mac
What does a skeleton feed his dog ?
Anything but bones!!!
By
Renee
Why are vampires so unpopular?
Because they're a pain in the neck!!!!
By
Chloe T
What sort of cat sells wood ?
A catalogue!!!
By Emma
What is a monsters favourite shape?
A vicious circle!
By Chloe G
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5 comments:
Macs joke is the best joke that I like out of all those jokes !
your'e joke is da boom mac
ha ha room 7 L.O.L from :.)
Nice jokes room 7
from Mac
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think all the joke are funny .
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